I Need Some Homeopathic Vodka

Based on the Laws4 of Homeopathy, there are a few simple steps you must take to enjoy your own Homeopathic Vodka.

What you will need:

If you are starting with an empty bottle of water, do the first 4 steps. If your bottle of water is full and the label has been removed, jump to step 5.

Make your own Homeopathic Vodka:

  • Get any clean clear water bottle that can be sealed (with a cap, preferably).
  • Rinse it out with fresh water.
  • Fill the water bottle to about 1" from the top of the bottle with tap water. (Space needs to be left for the water to be properly succussed.)
  • Apply the cap to the bottle.
  • Apply the Homeopathic Vodka Water Memory Seals to the bottle (if you plan on transporting the Homeopathic Vodka outside your home, we recommend that front and back Seals be applied to comply with Liquor laws in most jurisdictions.)
  • Lay the book down on a hard and stable surface.
  • Holding the bottle at 30 degrees, tap the bottle 10 times against the book. This will properly succuss the Homeopathic Vodka and draw the Simulacrum Hyper Ionized Thetons from the Seals and into the low potency Homeopathic Vodka.
  • Let the bottle sit upright with the front label facing East for at least 15 minutes.
  • That's it! You now have a bottle of 30C Homeopathic Vodka. Drink responsibly.

Memory Seals & Simulacrum
Hyper Ionized Thetons

To complete the Homeopathic Vodka process you will need to print your own memory seals on 2" by 4" self-adhesive labels.

Creating Proper Memory Seals: